 Nev's Profile |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Last Login: | May 31, 2009 (222 days back) |
About Me |
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| I love women especially women with big arses and breasts the bigger the better, I have enough love to go around so size is not an issue as long as she is Thick.
I also like getting head I look at a chick who doesnt give head in the 21st century like somebody has given me a VHS video of Star Wars return of the clones to watch i.e are you taking the P*** or are you just "NUTS" get it "NUTS" Only Joking I am a hardworking person who likes to work hard and play hard I currently run my entertainment agency and is always on the lookout for new talent, I am in the process of setting up another office in New York as well as Milan.I like to travel and meet interesting people, and having a laugh.Three hookers are in a bar. The first hooker said, "I bet you five pounds that I could put three fingers up my p*ssy." Then the second hooker said, "I bet you a Tenner I could put my whole fist up my p*ssy because I've been f****d that much!" The third hooker said nothing and just slid down the stool. My pal Dave walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with dave telling you your hair smells nice." The woman replies, aint you seen Dave "He's a midget. |
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I'd like to meet:I met Bob Holness the other day he wanted to buy some DVDS, Where did you see him I hear you ask well guess what it was in Blockbusters and I said to him I'll have a "C" for change with that please Bob.IF you remember the TV show you will get the joke otherwise look at my pics to see if it brings back a memoryLAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT. AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S TH E GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?" I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT." AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED. SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES; SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".AND I JUST SAT THERE... ON THE COUCH...NAKED. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
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