To anyone who actually knows me they would say im a kind, intelligent caring sort of a bloke. But this is just the public face of a sinister mind at work. Base in Wolverhampton, just a stones throw from Birmingham where you will find me at XMas & St Paddys day holding up the Bar In Costermongers and Scruffy's.

My site Corpseclothing.com burst onto the t-shirt scene in late 2003 offering a cracking range of t-shirts we have become the most visited alternative clothing site in the UK boasting thousands of visitors daily.

The site is run by myself and my good lady wife Jane, we also employ a voodoo doctor from Haiti called Derek, along with a team of embalmers.

Along with over 260 classic funny and offensive t-shirts (all our own work) we also sport over 12,500 official products from over 1500 artists from music, TV and film. So when you get 5 checkout our site http://www.corpseclothing.com.

Below is just a hint of some of our designs, you will have a laugh a minute on the site so enjoy...

Look forward to any comments you feel like leaving...
Big shout out to Bad Clown, Mongloid, Uber_Wank and all the other people out there that can make peoples days go a lot quicker..