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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Plymouth, Southwest |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Height: | 5' 6" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Jun 6, 2008 (566 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Confession time. My name is Dani and I am a big sweaty metaller. Very nearly born in a North London pub, I shot out blue, slimy and screaming from the warmth of the womb armed only with a hapless grin and a 'bull in a china shop' approach to life to save me. So 20-odd years of charging through life later, I've made some awesome friends, and having done almost everything I wanted to do in life (some of which was clearly not for me, and some of which will stay with me forever). The only certainty in my life is music - whether I'm performing or writing about it, it's pretty much all that my plans for the future involve, so anything else will be an adventure! My passion is my band Redemption Unnamed - we're hard to describe but you'll either love us or hate us so if you love us, kindly follow the link from my page to the band one, and if you hate us, kindly don't! I am also an aspiring extreme music column writer - I don't have a degree but I've got a wide vocabulary and I know my metal, so if you need a writer please contact me!!! There may or may not be a ghost in my house.
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My Interests |
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| Writing lyrics and poetry, screaming, singing, reviewing gigs (want me to write for you? Just ask!), kazoo parping, real ale, cooking, corsets, fine wines, watching my friends' bands, popular culture essays, all things Japanese, 1920s clothing, photography, tattoos, dancing like I'm on fire, cretting about, watching bands, late-night expeditions with the Thermos, stargazing, fetish clothing, stuff to do with cats, answering online surveys, eyeliner, candlewax, sleeping, tomfoolery, Bizarre magazine, everything about Tim Burton, TV parties, drunken Mortal Kombat tournaments, shenanigans, Popcorn Chicken, indulging my God complex for hours on Sims 2, playing bass/guitar very badly, air-drumming, Fruit Allsorts, Haribo Starmix, squash, mischief, making new friends, hugs and kisses from my existing friends (if we cross paths don't be shy, show me some love!) I'm sure there's probably more but that'll cover it for now. |
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I'd like to meet:Anyone else whose approach to life is to run screaming through adversity will be welcomed.Awesome bands - expect to find 'em here! (but don't be spamming me and begging that I check out your band - if I like your music, I'll find you in my own sweet time) Lovely people. Real ale fanatics. Old friends. New friends. Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt so I could present them with a big trophy that simply states "GENIUS" (and then ravish the pair of them). Terry Wogan, who should be President of the world. Ray Mears because he's a clever survival genius. The YouTube Goddess Bunny. |
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Music:I like music that makes your bowels feel loose.On quieter days, I'm partial to most classical and opera, and lounge jazz. |
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Movies:Seven, Gone With The Wind, The Silence Of The Lambs, Blue Velvet, Ichi The Killer, Visitor Q, Battle Royale, House of 1000 Corpses, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, American History X, Toy Story, Zoolander, Anchorman, Carrie, Misery, the Addams Family films, the Saw films, Saturday Night Fever, Grease, The Exorcist, Top Gun, anything Tim Burton, Hicksploitation films (Deliverance etc), anything that's likely to give me nausea or nightmares. |
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Television:Comedy - Little Britain, I'm Alan Partridge, The Mighty Boosh, Green Wing, The League Of Gentlemen, Shameless, Kath & Kim, Bottom, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran (but only in Black Books, his stand-up frankly sucks), Alan Davies, Ross Noble, Seinfeld, Eddie Izzard, Ren & Stimpy, Human Remains, The Day Today, anything slightly sick and darkly funny.Real life - Cops, Street Crime UK, A Life Of Grime, anything involving Louis Theroux or Donal McIntyre. And for some odd reason I'm deeply fascinated with programmes about football hooliganism - don't ask me why, but I love shows like 'Real Football Factories' and those undercover secret-camera ones that infiltrate hooligan groups. |
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Books:Super-gory horror, thrillers, and erotica.American Psycho (Easton Ellis), Black House(King/Straub), Misery (King), Haunted (Palahniuk). Away from the violent stuff, I love Rudyard Kipling's original Jungle Book series, and The Kitchen God's Wife by Amy Tan. |
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Heroes:Janis Joplin, Otep Shamaya, Agnete M. Kirkevaag, Tairrie B, Candace Kucsulain, Kyo, Davey Havok, Mike Patton and James Hetfield - all amazing vocalists & frontpersons.Louis Theroux because he's fearless, ultra-intelligent and frankly looks awesome in glasses. Dr Statham from Green Wing because he is pure genius, and Alan Partridge for his concrete balls and saying whatever the hell he wants. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Hometown: | Plymouth |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Vocalist/Chocolate Merchant |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Check out this event: The Midweek Metalfest! |
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| Hosted By: Redemption UnnamedWhen: 04 Jun 2008, 21:00Where: The JunctionMutley PlainPlymouth, Southwest|73 PL4United KingdomDescription:Come and lend your support - we know it's a school night but wou... Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Wed, 21 May 2008 04:49:00 PST |
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An Important Quest |
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| Attention, all metal guitarists and bassists in the Plymouth area!!!
Myself (vokills) and Dan of Eternal Saros (hitting stuff) are looking for musicians to assemble a grindcore project soon as po... Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Thu, 15 May 2008 02:51:00 PST |
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Haiku |
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| sky is melting downsoul is numb with pain and stilli wish you were here Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:54:00 PST |
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On loss and Mark Speight (RIP) |
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| I just found out that kids' TV presenter Mark Speight was found dead in Paddington, London. Anyone who's familiar with tabloid rags (as I am) will be familiar with the enquiries into his fi... Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:19:00 PST |
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A poetic moment |
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| i take a bow to all i have been
i greet what i will be with open arms
the future is mine for the taking
heart still there for the breaking
soul for the vultures to pick
mind for the shadows to th... Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:33:00 PST |
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Anyone for backing vokills? |
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| Nobody panic, Redemption Unnamed are still very much together and we’re currently writing for our second label album!!!
But everyone needs their little side-projects and I’ve decided ... Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:34:00 PST |
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When grind and Shakespeare collide... |
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| Found through a link in a bulletin by a Yorkshire grind band named RETH (they’re very fucking good) - a unique take on a famous soliloquy."To grind or not to grind That is the question. Whethe... Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:56:00 PST |
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A painful split.... |
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| In the wake of earthtone9, Medulla Nocte and the mighty Murder One, now Raging fuckin’ Speedhorn have split up.One of my fondest memories is of actually seeing RSH on my 20th birthday at JFK&rsq... Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:09:00 PST |
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Rooibos Tea |
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| As most of y’all know, He Who Surfs On Cod and I decided to escape the cold, pissed-up hell of Plymouth at New Year and trekked off to enjoy a backpacking adventure that saw us celebrating the a... Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:02:00 PST |
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On the up |
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| Today I laughed more than I've laughed in a good month or so.Could things finally be looking up? Posted by The Maladroit Unnamed on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:48:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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REDEMPTION UNNAMED, Rich Hamer, NEOSPHERE, Misericordia, Minor Triumph, Head of Programmes, Lazarus Blackstar, Cult of Luna, Bovinus (new track), enablers, come sleep, The Sontaran Experiment, Space Witch, Eternal Saros, Sikotick Records, Zen of Screaming Belgium 2008, Sarah, Dreams Of The Fall, Teri Misericordia, SLAB, Torque, Jim "Cloven Hoof", billy blackheart, Mad Doktor Pineapple!!!, SyNN, Mikes, roddy, Just Stepherz, Chris "Eee" Mitchell, Crushing The Scepter, Ribbon Mic Rich, Giff, Sex Jail, Mr.Yack-Sher-Mash!, SABRINA, Dark Angel, nickmisericordia, Juicy, Tawny, Elysium Shift
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