Jennifer's Profile |
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Every time we have sex its like watching dirty tapes ;-)~ |
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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | GARDENDALE, ALABAMA |
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| Height: | 5' 4" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Oct 13, 2008 (441 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I hadda myspace page once. Whored that out...had lots of friends...comments...groups...but I showed a titty. So myspace took it away. Wiped me from existence it would seem since comments I had left disappeared as well. Oh well, fuck em. I can start over ;-) Myspace Survey...Tell All! --Info-- Name:: Jennifer Birthplace:: Oxford, Alabama Current Location:: Gardendale, Alabama Hair Color:: Reddish-brown Eye Color:: Blue Height:: 5'4" Weight:: :-0 I'm not tellin! Tattoos?:: 3, a phoenix in my midback, a scorpion on my left hip, and a big dragon with Melissa's name below it on my right ribcage Piercings?:: besides my ears...just 3 now...used to have 5 ;-) Overused Phrase:: ...whatever --Your-- Bedtime:: usually the wee hours of the night Most Missed Memory:: my granny First Thought When You Wake Up:: where the hell did that come from? (I been dreamin a lot lately...and lots of weird shit lol) Weakness:: ummm well filled out low cut tops lmao --Favs-- Number:: 7 Food:: a nice blooooody medium rare steak and a potato with everything...yummmm cholesterol Type of Music:: r&b & hip-hop Candy:: depends on my mood Color:: purple Animal:: dogs Drink:: pepsi Body Part on Someone Else:: ummm the lil dip right below the hip bone but if that's not exposed I'm a tata girl ;-) Movie:: The Princess Bride is my all time fave also Basic Instinct and Bound Past Time:: playin on my puter --Have You Ever-- Drank?: yes Smoked?: yes Been Beaten Up?: no Bullied Someone?: no Skinny Dipped?: yes Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: yes Toliet Papered Someones House?: no Played Poker W/ Money?: yes but just quarters lol Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: yes Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yes Went Camping?: yes Used The Restroom On A Tree?: yes Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: no (my brother and sister are waaaayy younger) Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: yes Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: yes Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: yes lmao she took them away...and gave them back to me recently when she found them lmao Been To A Nude Beach?: no damnit! Cursed In Church?: no Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: probably lmao Burnt Yourself?: yes Been Dumped?: yes Dumped Someone?: yes Been In Love?: yes Been Hit On By Someone To Old?: yessss ewwww Bought Lottery Tickets?: yes Made Out In A Car?: yes Cried During A Movie?: yes Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: yes Made Love On The Beach?: nooo :-( I want sand in my ass damnit! Hung Up On Someone?: yes Yelled At Your Pet?: yes Gotten Seasick?: no Tried To Strip When Drunk?: probably lmao Bought A Thong Cuz The Cashier Was Hot?: noooo Stalked Someone?: no Had A Stalker?: no Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: yesss Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: hell no Protested?: not more than signing a petition lol Been To An Island?: no Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: yeah Screamed In A Library?: no Made Out W/ A Stranger?: ummmm :-X Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: yes Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: yes Talked To A Complete Stranger?: yes Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: yes Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: yes Threw Up In School?: I don't think I ever did Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: no Wore Something You Hated?: yes Wore Something To Match Someone?: yes Been To A Luau?: no Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: yes Been On TV?: as a kid at a school thing Been Outta The Country?: no :-( Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yea Won A Pool Game?: uhhh prolly not lmao I'm not usually around a pool table sober Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: uggghhh yesss...and they're so much more stupid when you're not drunk with them Went To School/ Work Drunk?: yeah but it's been awhile since I've pulled an all nighter like that...I'm gettin old lmao Dieted?: yes Had An Eating Disorder?: no Cheated On Your Other?: not my current other but yes...but they did first...it was payback ;-) Been Cheated On?: uhhh yea Tanned Topless?: yes Been Strip Searched?: no Been On A Plane?: yes Been On A Cruise?: no :-( Been Pantsed In Public?: no Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: yes Broke Someone's Heart?: nah I don't think so Sung In The Shower?: yes Bought Something Way To Expensive?: yes Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: yes Been In Detention?: yes Fell Off A Roof?: no Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: yes lmao Been In A Wreck?: yes but just minor ones Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: noooo I tried to miss the deer but there were two of em :'-( Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: yes Been Shot?: no Had A Water Gun War?: yes Been Arrested?: no --Randoms-- Regret Something You Did In The Past?: a few things...not many Country You Wanna Visit:: Greece, France, London Way You Wanna Die:: peacefully in my sleep Like Thunderstorms?: yessss Get Along W/ Your Parents?: yes R U A Health Freak?: noooo Do You Believe In Yourself?: most of the time Wanna Get Married?: lol maybe one day...I'd be married already if it was legal here Wanna Go To College?: I tried that it didn't work for me Want Kids?: I've got one...I'd like another...we're still working on the logistics though ;-) (my gf has a low sperm count but don't tell her I told you) lol When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: When do I wanna? lmao I'm saving it for marriage ~snickerin~ Do U Hate Anyone?: naw I don't HATE anyone...my momma always taught me nobody was worth that much energy Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: lmao well since this made me try...yeah...but I look like a retard Do You Think You Can Sing?: noooooo Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yes Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: worry about what? lmao... Can You Whistle?: nope Can You Walk In High Heels?: yes Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: no Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: yesss Can You Multitask?: sometimes lol Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no :-( Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yessss What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Ummm lately mostly Amber Romance What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: various body washes Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: Maybe longer than usual but probably not forever Take this survey | Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*dHome | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds |
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My Interests |
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Three Things Three things that scare me: 1: Thinking about what I was doing at my son's age...whew...I just can't 2: Riding in the car with Turtle 3: Dark water...I mean I can swim in a lake where you can't see the bottom in the day...but I can't swim in a dark swimming pool at night...~shudderin~ Three people who make me laugh: 1: Connie 2: Chas 3: Uchie Three Things I love: 1: 1st and foremost...my family...alllll my family 2: My car (2003 Honda Element) 3: My electronics (cell phone, computer, xbox, etc) Three Things I hate: 1: LOL! My electronics...they suck up sooo much time and they all like to argue with me 2: Fingerprints on the screen (puter or tv...grrr that's a pet peeve) 3: My cats, most of the time lol Three things I don't understand: 1: Women...which is f*cked up since I am one :-X 2: 90% of what my 10yo says...partly because he mumbles and partly cuz it's all about cartoons and video games and cards...I know a lil pokemon lol past that I'm all huuuhh??? 3: Love. Cuz to be such a positive thing...people do some f*cked up sh*t for love ;-)~ Three things on my desk: 1: My cell phone 2: My ashtray 3: Allergy meds Three things I'm doing right now: 1: Welllll I'm taking this survey 2: Because I'm working on my myspace 3: Sort of listening to Martin Lawrence doing standup Three things I want to do before I die: 1: Cruise around the world...hitting all the hot spots...and the nice quiet secluded ones too ;-) 2: Own a private island 3: Make a difference...somewhere...somehow... Three things I can do: 1: Tie a cherry stem with my tongue but I think that's a requirement to become a lesbian ;-) 2: :-X ask my girls hehehe 3: I can do lots more than 3 things...so wtf y'all wanna know? lol Three ways to describe my personality: 1: Open-minded 2: Easy-going 3: Tooooo trusting Three things I can't do: 1: Whistle 2: Dance :-( but if I'm drunk I forget that and try 3: ~snickerin~ get my gf off...8 years and she still keeps telling me I need to practice more ;-) hehehehe Take this survey | Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back. You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl. How Girlie Are You? You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth. Biting 100% Chains/Handcuffs 92% Bondage 83% Blood 75% Whips 58% Blind Folds 33% What's Your Kinky Turn On? created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Boobs. You are attracted to: boobs. You're a boob guy/gurl! Boobs 100% Butt 58% Face 58% Abs/Stomach 58% Penis 0% What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) created with QuizFarm.com Hehehehe I like this one... You scored as Blue. You are considered to be a very calm person who takes things one at a time and does not worry too much about the consequences. Whatever happens, happens, is your moto. You are the one people come to for advise on most topics, because you are filled with limitless knowledge. You can handle any situation. Blue 72% Which Colour Represents You??? created with QuizFarm.com |
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I'd like to meet:Lots of dead presidents |
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Movies:Mmmm you can come work my pole baby ;-) The camera man coulda done better in this one though...Video Codes for MySpace at .. Ok...this one isn't sexy...it's an optical illusion kind of thing...it kinda hurt my eyes but it's still wiieeerrrdddd. If you've got epilepsy I wouldn't recommend this one... Video Codes for MySpace at .. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Gay / Lesbian |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | retail |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Sexy pic??? |
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| I've had this pic forever...and I thought it was pretty damn sexy...till I noticed her knees lmfao!!! Think it's carpet burn from too much rug munchin? ~snickerin~ ... Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:48:00 PST |
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hehehe sex quiz |
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| I'm only 80% sicko! ~snickerin~
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will... Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:27:00 PST |
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Love Quotes |
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| "There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not." La Rochefoucauld"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...just be an illusion." -Ja... Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:41:00 PST |
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Random Quotes |
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| Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a persistent one. -Albert Einstein"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs." -Lily Tomlin Perception is merely reality filtered through the prism of... Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:26:00 PST |
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