Dauphne's Profile |
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| Age: | 40 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas |
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| Height: | 5' 7" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Oct 10, 2008 (438 days back) |
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About Me |
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I only signed on because Giulia asked me to. In general, I hate online meat markets. And the offline ones, too, for that matter. Bunko Babe; big nerd (not in the smart/computer way, but in the stuffed-in-a-locker-in-high-school way); enjoy reading, and not just the microwave instructions on the back of a frozen burrito; and last but not least, extremely sarcastic (if you think this would be a fault, don't even bother sending a friend request). Oh, and I always win. See below: I am Kung Fu Master.I like to be in control of myself. I dislike crowds, especially crowds containing people trying to kill me. Even though I always win, I prefer to avoid fights if possible. What Video Game Character Are You? P.S. No, I was never actually stuffed in a locker in high school. They didn't do that to girls, even in liberal Massachusetts. UPDATE If you are wearing a bikini in your profile photo, or leaning over so everyone can see down your cleavage, or all your top friends are doing either of the above, I will deny your friend request. Anyone not old enough to rent a car on their own, too--denied. |
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My Interests |
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| Photography, music (especially if Jason is playing), outdoorsy stuff, reading, road trips, driving my drunk friends home. That last one's not really an "interest" per se, but it seems to have become a hobby. Scratch your own badge Visit my family |
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I'd like to meet:Um...do I have to meet more people? |
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Music:Bowie . Oh, ok, and some other stuff too-- Neil Young , Johnny Cash, REM, The Highballs , Radiohead, Rage against the Machine, Pearl Jam, Moby, Lou Reed /Velvet Underground, Quadraphonic , Iggy Pop, NIN , Mike Garson, The Reverend Horton Heat, Gnarls Barkley, Damn Bullets |
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Movies:Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence; The Big Lebowski; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory; My Man Godfrey (William Powell version--not the remake!); all the Monty Python movies; Doris Day movies, Cary Grant movies, Doris Day/Cary Grant movies; bad B-movie horror and sci-fi flicks, preferably in b/w with actors whose mouths don't move with the words. Plus, I'm a sucker for Claymation. |
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Television:Tele-what? Don't usually have time for TV anymore. |
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Books:Yes. Lots. |
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Heroes:We could be heroes, just for one day. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Peabody, MA |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Government cheese |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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For everything else, I need a calculator. |
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Dauphne's Amazing Mental Ability ...You can multiply two numbers ... as long as both are 10 or less (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Abil... Posted by Dauphne on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:22:00 PST |
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My Cat Has More Friends than I Do |
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| I'm feeling a little slighted. Sydney has more friends on Catster than I have on MySpace and Friendster combined. And she doesn't even care!... Posted by Dauphne on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:26:00 PST |
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Superman? Gaah. |
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| The plan for Halloween (even though I'm not comepletely down with it yet) was to go as the Superfriends. I took this quiz to help me decide which Superfriend I should go as. There's already a Superman... Posted by Dauphne on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 02:28:00 PST |
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Not too quirky... |
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| I thought it would be worse, but hey, 71% quirky isn't really that bad! Of course, it may be worse than I think, because according the results, I have a hard time distinguishing normal from wierd.
... Posted by Dauphne on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:31:00 PST |
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Well, at least I wasn't Professor Honeydew |
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| What? I guess I shoulda figured...
You Are Scooter
Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.You're always willing to lend a helping hand.In any big event or party, you're the one who... Posted by Dauphne on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:00:00 PST |
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Sometimes you feel like a nut. |
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| Aargh! I just bought a Mounds bar, when what I really meant to buy was an Almond Joy. I hate when I do that! Posted by Dauphne on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:25:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Jason, Giulia, cassandra, lola, Meesa, GaryK, Dustin Friggin' Frank, Jamin, Dancer 4 Fun, nannie, Suzy, Vince Martini & The Highballs, David Bowie, Neil Young, Underground Pub, Brian Nahlen, LEAH & CILLA, Felicia, Jen, angel_from_heaven316, DAMN BULLETS.
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