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 Von Zip's Profile |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Sky Ranch, New York |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 2" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 16, 2008 (559 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I'm the Love Child of Eric Von Zipper and Candy Johnson, the lady who danced in the fringey dress in the Beach Party flicks . No one could resist those wild hips. Von Zipper saw to it I was adopted by a nice young couple. I was raised in a small town near the Eerie Loch. In those days, when I was but a tyke, the airwaves brought images from a great Wizard/Beatnik known as Ghoulardi. Ghoulardi worked out of a great walled city known as Kleave Land. He taught great lessons about distrusting those in power, because they're knifs, not accepting unfair things because everybody else does, and most importantly, it's funny to see car models blown up. With his deep booming laugh we would all watch him every week to see what wisdom The Great One would impart, along with a monster movie that had been "improved".
Sadly one day Ghoulardi left Kleave Land to explore the Land Of Shaking Earth. A handful of brave Knights kept his spirit alive in the years following the Time Of Leaving. We all watched and learned from Hoolihan, Big Chuck, The Ghoul, Li'l John, and Superhost. Brave Knights all, they proudly bore the mantle of Ghoulardi. As I came to manhood I was a thouroughly schooled disciple of Ghoulardi. I knew how to spot a Knif, watched black and white films every week, and always knew when to "cool it".
In my travels I began to meet many other disciples of Ghoulardi, as well as followers of other Wizards. Such as Zacherle, Svengoolie, Chilly Billy, Sammy Terry, and Sir Graves Ghastley. These were peers of my idol. And they had disciples as well. We became bearers of the flag of Horror Hostdom. Our numbers were many, our movies cheesy, and our eyes slightly reddened from out late night hours. With the words of our forebears imprinted in our grey matter we boldly stepped out into the internet and into the present day.
My own turn at Hostdom came when I met The Gilgrappler. he's a true Knight of The Realm with vision and skills. Together we created Wild Thingdom. So dig our thing and we'll pad your skull with monsters, truth, hipness, and fart jokes. I think you'll dig it fine. If not, ankle it elsewhere spud.
That's my story, straight from the fridge.
Von Zip
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My Interests |
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| making wild thingdom...
writing...
acting...
questioning authority...
fucking up the status quo
/From: Uncle Sam Date: Mar 6, 2008 8:16 PM The Media Does a Great Job of Covering Important Events! (Extreme Sarcasm) . I said fine, and for anyone who likes it, here it is: |
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I'd like to meet:People around the Monroe County NY area with a sense of humor, some type of weird talent, who want to do something fun and free to help make Wild Thingdom a successful horror show. Also hot chicks! Kidding, or am I? Subsection a: Quentin Tarrantino. Lenny Bruce. Roger Corman. Orson Welles. Thomas Edison. Jesus Of Nazareth. Bettie Page. Kinky Friedman. Rod Serling. Prince. Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Jack Nicholson. Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard. Steve McQueen, Iggy Pop, Sonny Chiba, David Carradine again........................Subsection b: Von Zips celeb LUST LIST, Thora Birch, Rachael Ray, Zoe Bell, Sandra Oh, Maura Tierny, Jorja Fox, Uma Thurman, Kathy Griffin, Pauley Perette, Fairuza Balk, Linda Fioretino, Carla Gugino, Rae Dawn Chong, Joss Stone, Ellen Barkin, Amy Winehouse,Kristin Chenowith, more to come |
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Music:primitive garage rock from the 60's... surf rock... rob zombie... alice cooper... ska...Online Videos by Veoh.com rockabilly... tom waits... the ramones... taj mahal... prince... The Clash... The Misfits... DICK DALE IS GOD... then a buncha other stuff too... |
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Movies:Tarrantino! Orson Welles. Godzilla. Ed Wood. John Carpenter David Cronenberg. B Movies. MST3K. Beach Movies (cuz my Dad was the real star) Favorite all time movie; Big Trouble In Little China |
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Television:Monkey Porn... Monkey Love... |
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Books:stuart kaminsky, kinky friedman, walter mosely, dean koontz, steve king, edgar allen poe, mark twain, the original james bond books; ian fleming, donald e. westlake, tony hillerman, elmore leonard |
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Heroes:Jesus Of Nazareth. Dr Martin Luther King Jr. Dr. Ron Paul. Alex Jones. Muhammed Ali. My grandfather; Hans Christiansen. Bill Pickett. John Lennon. Marcus Garvey. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Boojum Of Space |
| Religion: | Other |
| Occupation: | Midnight To Six Man |
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My Blog |
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| For Bob's sake I'm fucking BORED! Posted by Von Zip on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:50:00 PST |
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Wanted |
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| There's this now flick out called Wanted. These people in it are assasins. A line from the movie goes, "We kill one person to save the lives of thousands." I like that idea. Because there's someone I ... Posted by Von Zip on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:47:00 PST |
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Watch This |
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| I highly reccomend watching this movie. STEAL THIS MOVIE. Posted by Von Zip on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:46:00 PST |
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Can’t Catch Me Cuz The Rabbit Done Died |
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| Okay, I just finished uploading Holler Mountain to VEOH. Soon's it gets done processing it should be out there for all to see. I've got a teeny but loyal group of regular viewers over there. Even thou... Posted by Von Zip on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:58:00 PST |
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Got Dang It! |
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| As Hank Hill would say. I uploaded my latest Wild Thingdom, The beast Of Hollow (holler) Mountain two days ago and I still can't access it. It shows as live, but it won't let me show. Or whateve... Posted by Von Zip on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:55:00 PST |
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Wouldja Believe????? |
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| I really don't give a fuck about Sex & The City. My last issue of Entertainment Weekly was 90% about it. My freaking newspaper was full of shit about it. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALL... Posted by Von Zip on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:37:00 PST |
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I Alone |
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| I post Iris from time to time when I feel like it explains me all to well. And it does. This song is so packed and oozing with emotion it shatters my soul from time to time.it's easier not to be wisea... Posted by Von Zip on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:05:00 PST |
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The Sweaty Man Cometh |
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| I should be getting my dvd of The Sweaty Man sometime this week. I'll make copies and eventually get them all sent out to whomever wants a copy. Same thing for the play, We've Been Friends Foreve... Posted by Von Zip on Tue, 27 May 2008 05:47:00 PST |
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Sock! |
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| My bulletin was totally cereal kids. I'm going to campaign starting now to get the job of playing Sock's dad on Reaper. Posted by Von Zip on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:08:00 PST |
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Youd Think... |
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| You'd think I'd be in a good mood. The RIT film I'm in screens tomorrow night. But all I can think about is children going missing after CPS grabs them. Or maybe how diseases are going through the roo... Posted by Von Zip on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:49:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Tura Satana, Joan Jett And The Blackhearts, Debbie Rochon, Tristan, Penny Layne ©, Velacid, Melody, Soapie, Amy Winehouse, Rachel Paine, Julie Night, Madison Young, go-go Amy, The Real Jenna Haze, Darenzia in NYC, Asia DeVinyl, Ivy Blue R.I.P. Traci Michaelz <3, Katja Kassin, ~Wicked Chick Of The West~, Countess Contessa Vanessa, Jinxie, the Pale Enchantress©, THE BUNNIES, Lou, Candleburner, Gay Skeletor, Ezra Buzzington, =Phyllis=, Sherry, Trish, DALE, The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV, Pastor Z, Smokin' Hot Jewelry and Devilishly Cool Gear!, Historic Route 66, Tweed Speedo
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