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 Michael B's Profile |
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I'm Bout To Get All Up In Yo Ass Like Ms.Butterworth With a Dash of Cool Whip...BITCH! |
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| Age: | 22 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 7" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 24, 2007 (908 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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Well, I'm outrageously, marvelously, wonderfully, spectularly, unbelievably, impossibly, bodaciously, iressitibly, deliriously, fantasically, terrifically, gratitously, phenomonally beautiful -- just like Christina Aguilera. What else do you need to know? I'm an aspiring novelist and screenwriter, I talk to myself when I think nobody is listening, I have severe emotional problems, I laugh at things that aren't funny to other people, and I like to stare in the mirror and pose as though I were a model -- which can never happen, because I am 5'7, I have a big nose and oily skin, and I've seen ten year old girls with more muscular bodies than me. But anyway...I enjoy talking about sex--mostly because I never have it--I like making people feel awkward, and I enjoy sleeping. This is all you will know about me at the present...Pimp out your webpage with PimpWebpage |
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My Interests |
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| I like writing about people whose lives are better than mine. I like looking at guys' asses (and girl's asses too, but mostly guys). I like Taking pictures of random people on the street. I enjoy Tropical Punch Kool-Aid and vanilla ice-cream. | |
I'd like to meet:I would like to meet Channing Tatum (the sexy white boy from Coach Carter) so I could give him a blowjob and let him cum on my tonsils.Wentworth Miller. I want to bite his toenails off with my teeth and lick his armpits.Tyra, because I need to meet a bitch more tragic than I am.My Husband (in a dreamworld) Channing Tatum href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank" |
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Music:Jojo, Annie Lennox, Beyonce, Carole King, Aaliyah, The Backstreet Boys, Pat Benetar, Britney Spears, Fall Out Boy, Keyshia Cole, Christina Aguilera, Gavin DeGraw, Natasha Bedingfield, Nelly Furtado, Robyn, Danity Kane, Alanis Morrissette, Melissa Etheridge, Pussycat Dolls, Hella other gay ass music |
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Movies:Moholland Drive, Zodiac, Donnie Darko, Step Up, Clueless, The Craft, A Streetcar Named Desire, High Tension, Red Eye, Foxfire, Gia, American Psycho, The Hills Have Eyes (1977), She's The Man, Heathers, Kids, Birthday Girl, Serenity, Transamerica, V For Vendetta The Devil Wears Prada... |
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Television:Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Lost, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Prison Break, Supernatural, Angel, Charmed, Sailor Moon. |
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Books:Lord of the Flies - William Golding, Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand, Brokeback Mountain - Annie Proloux, Cujo - Stephen King, Carrie - Stephen King, Summer of Evil - Lois Duncan, Whisper of Death - Christopher Pike, Gimme a Kiss - Christopher Pike, The Witching Hour - Anne Rice, Interview With the Vampire - Anne Rice, The Snow Garden - Christopher Rice, Like Water For Chocolate - Laura Esquirvel, The Foutainhead - Ayn Rand, The Bluest Eye, Toni Morrison, Sula - Toni Morrison, The Haunting of Hill House - Shirley Jackson, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Next - Ken Kessey, Cannery Row - John Steinbeck, In the Cut - Susanna Moore, 1984 - George Orwell |
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Heroes:Black Bitches making they dreams come true (Yes Jennifer Hudson, that includes you) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Gay / Lesbian |
| Hometown: | Oakland |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Clerk/ Professional Cock Sucker |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Friends |
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T-T-T-Totally DUUUDE..., . puta-jota-maricona ., DRAW!!!!!!!!!, ♥B, brOwNie™, Fresa, D to the Mothafuckin B, Stone Monkey, ENAROTAKA RICE..., PoOrLy Im!T@TeD ♥ NeV3r RepLiC@T3d™, Mrs.You Know Who...It's LUX baby, it's LUX, .:WaT ChU sTaRiN aT? i AinT a MiRRoR:. .:G.B.C:., Jocelyn, ♥CECE♥, Olivia, I'm the truth and they say the TRUTH hurts !!!, HERME, CHEYENNE™, DYLAN DAKOTA, JoLiE *Matriarchal Poison*
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