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YES!!! I'M A FAT GIRL!!!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!!! |
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| Age: | 38 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Phoenix, Arizona |
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| Height: | 5' 3" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Jun 15, 2007 (923 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| You scored as Wet. You're wet 'n' wild, while that isn't always a good thing, we have to give you points for trying...right? Wet 94% Hot 81% Violent 69% Exciting 50% Shy 31% Awkward 31% Sweet 19% Soft 13% What is your sexual style? created with QuizFarm.com You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun. Sex God 83% A Slave To BDSM 83% A Romantic 33% Virgin 18% How are you in bed created with QuizFarm.comSubmission You live to serve! You're most excited when someone else takes the reins and controls the situation. You're happy to do whatever will make your partner happy, even if it isn't your favorite thing to do. In the bedroom, you aim to please. Your motto is, Yes Sir/Ma'am! You scored as bdsm and you. how kinky are you all these are in the form of the non dominate roles. bondage and discipline is a hush hush lifestyle and those who are in it tend to stay closed about it. kinda remind us about the gay and lesbian society doesnt it? bdsm and you. how kinky are you all these are in the form of the non dominate roles 98% bdsm and bondage and discipline created with QuizFarm.com .. You scored as Pleasure and pain. You love sadomasochism! Whether beating someone, being beaten, being punished, squeezed, pinched, whatever, it turns you on. The sweat, the leather, the pain, you can..'t get enough. Pleasure and pain 96% Whips, chains and slaves 93% Yes Sir/Ma'am! 89% Tie those ropes tighter! 89% How dare you smack my ass? 71% Ow, these handcuffs are too tight 64% How BDSM are you? created with QuizFarm.com You scored as bdsm and you. how kinky are you all these are in the form of the non dominate roles. bondage and discipline is a hush hush lifestyle and those who are in it tend to stay closed about it. kinda remind us about the gay and lesbian society doesnt it? bdsm and you. how kinky are you all these are in the form of the non dominate roles 98% bdsm and bondage and discipline created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings. Bondage 100% Whips 95% Chains/Handcuffs 67% Blind Folds 58% Biting 42% Blood 33% What's Your Kinky Turn On? created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner Very Kinky 100% A Sicko 90% Average 70% A WUSS !! 10% How sexual are you created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control. Chains/Handcuffs 100% Bondage 100% Blind Folds 83% Whips 67% Biting 50% Blood 42% What's Your Kinky Turn On? created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Slave. Slave is a term often used in BDSM to connote a specific form of submissive. Connotatively it refers to very involved domination and submission (commonly abbreviated as D/s) relationships; a person who has surrendered their personal property and freedoms to another, who has become the property or chattel of their owner(s). This term is widely used, as it has a certain self-affirming weight. Submissive 100% Service Top 100% Slave 100% Voyeur 88% Bottom 88% Dominant 45% Top 45% Topping from the Bottom 25% Switch 25% What kind of BDSMer are you? created with QuizFarm.com S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S.. Pimp out your webpage with PimpWebPage |
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My Interests |
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| Condom Hall: Condoms, Lube, and Condom Cases
Condom Hall: STDs are no fun... always wear a condom Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn Your name: Weapon of Choice: A broomstick Your Favorite Target: Pornstars Your Kill Count: 224,979,226 Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!" Years You Spend in Jail: 6 How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $209,258,627,001,075 Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 43% Quiz created with MemeGen ! |
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I'd like to meet:picture hosting ..Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com! |
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Music:How long do I last in bed? by DesideroAmor Real Name Birthdate (MM/DD/YY) Favorite Color Gender Hours 5 Minutes 7 Quiz created with MemeGen !.. Eisley "Telescope Eyes" www.eisley.com |
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Movies:give me ADAM SANDLER or give me death. okay so not that bad...well maybe. so i would do him in front of his wife....but that's it! no one else can watch. i like all types of movies...can't just narrow it down to one. it depends on my mood. i can deal with seeing a few less chick flicks though. because life is not full of rainbows and cotten candy you know. GET REAL.... OH and let's not for get A Clockwork Orange.......can't live life without at least seeing that once!!!Bettie Boop Who 's Your Inner Sexy Cartoon Chick ? brought to you by Quizilla Faerie Midnight! Dusky like night, but night with all her stars, Or cavern sparkling with its native spars; Wth eyes that were a language and a spell, A form like Aphrodite's in her shell, With all her loves around her on the deep, Voluptuous as the first approach of sleep. Lord Byron 1788-1824 'The Island' (1823) canto 2, st. 7 Dark, beautiful, brooding and mysterious! You walk the night with silent footsteps! ALONE! Bringing restless dreams, as you pass! You prefer to be in your own company, only occaisonaly bringing mortal lovers to your bed. The black night entices you and you revel in it's darkness! You stand alone! Needing no one beside you! You dance somberly amongst the stars! Self sufficient, strong and a dreamer! You bring mystery into the world! Thoughtful, sensitive and sombre! Lost in midnights allure! But beware! While mysteries are enchanting! Dont lose sight of friends and family! You have one or two close friends! Who, you delight, with your wonderful imagination! Which Faerie Sonnet are you?...With Art work by Amy Brown! brought to you by Quizilla |
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Television:Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13 Name Age Virgin? So, who will make you moan? Your History teacher How? Intercourse. Will it be good? OH YEAH. Percentage of people who smiled when they saw this: 75% Quiz created with MemeGen !i want to be like loralie gilmore. i love that show. i also like american chopper not only for the men....the bikes are cool too. most of the law in order shows. and can can't forget dora the explorer and fairly odd parents!!! keeps my kids quite for about 30 mins. got to love those purks!!!! Your Gemstone is AmethystDignified, impressive, and wise.You have a deeply spiritual soul What Gemstone Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |
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Books:You're Bettie Page! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: lizard Birthday: dec 8th Birthplace: califorina Current Location: paso robles, ca Eye Color: kakhi Hair Color: dark brown Height: 5'3" Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: german, irish, native american The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops Your Weakness: men Your Fears: men Your Perfect Pizza: pastrami, mushrooms and onions Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep my kids and get out of court for good Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey Thoughts First Waking Up: damn what time is it? Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me Your Bedtime: 2 am Your Most Missed Memory: my mom Pepsi or Coke: pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell Single or Group Dates: very single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino (if i have to) Do you Smoke: nope Do you Swear: like a sailor some days Do you Sing: yes Do you Shower Daily: nope Have you Been in Love: maybe once possiblely twice Do you want to go to College: yes Do you want to get Married: yes Do you belive in yourself: HELL YES Do you get Motion Sickness: yes Do you think you are Attractive: somedays Are you a Health Freak: no Do you get along with your Parents: i did Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM Do you play an Instrument: use to In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope In the past month have you Smoked: nope In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope In the past month have you been on Stage: nope In the past month have you been Dumped: nope In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes (did not mean too) Ever been Drunk: yes Ever been called a Tease: yes Ever been Beaten up: yes Ever Shoplifted: yes How do you want to Die: fast What do you want to be when you Grow Up: comfortable life with a happy family life for my kids What country would you most like to Visit: grand caymon islands In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: hazel Favourite Hair Color: brown Short or Long Hair: either Height: TALL Weight: average Best Clothing Style: comfortable cloths Number of Drugs I have taken: 6 Number of CDs I own: over 100 i think Number of Piercings: 5 Number of Tattoos: 6 and counting Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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Heroes:my mom is my hero. she raises me as a single parent in the 70's and 80's and that is saying something. my mom died recently and like most children do i did not relieze how much of a hero she was to me. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Sunnyvale |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
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My Blog |
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| HE who is my Master
The One who keeps me safe
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The One who keeps me from harm
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The One that shows me my place
HE who is my Master
HE who is my Master
Strik... Posted by lizard on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST |
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AAARRRGGG!!!!!!!! |
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| again why i don't like men....becuase they breath!!!!!i sware they bug the shit out of me. why do i keep trying? what the hell is wrong with me? i just don't get it anymore. the games, the control cra... Posted by lizard on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 03:01:00 PST |
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more jokes |
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| You Don't Remember These Nursery Rhymes JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun- Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead Now it ... Posted by lizard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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i just hate that |
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| i just hate it when someone deleats you as a friend and doesn't say good bye, drop dead, fuck off, you offened me, whatever...i feel if you agreed to be someones friend you should at least have the... Posted by lizard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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who would do you??? |
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| Would anyone want to bang you? by phobiaName:Favorite Food:Wants to Bang you:This many times:115Quiz created with MemeGen!... Posted by lizard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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just thought i would warn you first |
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| Look out for the mHOLEUsername:
From Go-Quiz.com... Posted by lizard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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