PapaCitO's Profile |
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You ladies better know how to cook! |
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| Age: | 62 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Sorrento, Napoli |
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| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Oct 5, 2008 (6 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating. | |
About Me |
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| Papa tired, he think he lie down by this nice tree. Ah, sleep she is good. Is he dreaming or is soft voice beckoning to him, "Papa-Ci-tO, please come to me, Papa-Ci-tO"? Papa get up to follow harp-like voice. Soon, he come to secluded pond, where he is treated to exquisite vision of virgins frolicking in sun.
Such supple breasts and tender bottoms. What is it you say? You want Papa to dry you off? Tee-hee, does that tickle? Ah, wait! What are you doing, you saucy little minx? Is Papa dreaming? Such an angel in all her glory make him tremble in boots! But no, my sweet, you are much too young to lie with Papa. "Papa-Ci-tO, where have you got to, my darling?" It is the beguiling voice, again. Papa leave young damsel and wander back into forest. Suddenly, sky grow dark yet he is treated to extraordinary vision! Is most beautiful woman Papa ever see! Such succulent pink thighs and protuding tummy. Wild hair spill like black ink from Mama's fountain pen. But, what is she doing to that parrot? No, is too bizarre. Papa, he cannot lay with you. What, is that the wind Papa hear? No, it is the voice, again. "Ohh, Papa-Ci-tO, I can't bear it any longer. Hast thou forsaken me?!" Papa leave strange woman and wander out of darkness. Upon clearing forest, on horizon he see heavenly vision. "Do I please PapaCitO? Is good, no?" "Is good?!" Papa reply. "Is like Baked Ziti on Sunday, is like Napoli winning Champions League, no, Papa's darling is like paradise come to earth! Now, roll over my tasty cupcake and let Papa give you his special massage developed by great masters of the tantric school." She giggle like schoolgirl, then attack Papa like ravenous courtesan. The ladies they like Papa, you see. Ground rules for site remain. Papa will not message you photos of himself with no clothes on, but you are welcome to send him sexy photos, unless you are ugly or got blood dripping from your mouth. Papa also accept the tasteful erotica with plenty of life-like description. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: PapaCitO Birthday: 2 June, 1946 Birthplace: Sorrento, Italy Current Location: Sorrento, Italy Eye Color: red ha, ha! Hair Color: black with touch of the dignified grey Height: 5'10" Right Handed or Left Handed: yes, both are good for pleasing the ladies Your Heritage: Italian! The Shoes You Wore Today: Rogani. Is comfy. Your Weakness: dimples and a full set of teeth Your Fears: running out of the toilet paper Your Perfect Pizza: margherita with anchovy and sunny side egg on top Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make the love to 100 different ladies Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: you've been hit with an ugly stick Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my pants? Your Best Physical Feature: Papa's profile. Is like John Barrymore. Your Bedtime: when "playboy after dark" goes off air Your Most Missed Memory: first time he see nude photo of Sopia Loren Pepsi or Coke: limoncello! MacDonalds or Burger King: is joke, no? Single or Group Dates: threesomes! Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea make Papa's bowels splode Chocolate or Vanilla: neapolitan, Papa's Italian! Cappuccino or Coffee: espresso Do you Smoke: 20-40 cigarettes a day, or until Papa run out of tobacco. Do you Swear: Like a sailor Do you Sing: Like Pavarotti with balls Do you Shower Daily: when there is water Have you Been in Love: is what Papa do Do you want to go to College: is joke, no? Do you want to get Married: someday Do you belive in yourself: does Papa look like a sissy? Do you get Motion Sickness: when in bus with smelly people Do you think you are Attractive: Are you a Health Freak: papa rather smoke Do you get along with your Parents: is joke, no? Do you like Thunderstorms: no, they scare Papa Do you play an Instrument: papa like to sing In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: should say in past day has Papa drank alcohol? Yes. In the past month have you Smoked: see above In the past month have you been on Drugs: Papa like to light up the weed and listen to the dub music In the past month have you gone on a Date: Papa don't date, he matriculate In the past month have you gone to a Mall: what is mall? In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes, is good stuff In the past month have you eaten Sushi: is joke, no? In the past month have you been on Stage: Stripper pull him up on stage to do pole dance last week In the past month have you been Dumped: Papa get fresh sometimes In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: should say in past day has Papa gone skinny dipping? Yes. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: rolling papers from overpriced tobacco shop. Ever been Drunk: Papa know how to hold his liquor Ever been called a Tease: yes, is good way of keeping ladies guessing Ever been Beaten up: yes, by the ladies papa tease Ever Shoplifted: Papa don't always bring his wallet How do you want to Die: firing squad. Quick is good. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: great film actor like Jackie Chan. Papa like the kung-fu What country would you most like to Visit: brazil. G-strings are good. In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: black Favourite Hair Color: black Short or Long Hair: long Height: 5'2"-5'5" Weight: more cushion for the pushin' Best Clothing Style: mini-skirts with high heels Number of Drugs I have taken: the marijuana, the acid, the coke, the crack, is more but Papa run out of space. Number of CDs I own: teddy pendergrass box set, luther vandross box set, barry white box set, Rigoletto, Enya's greatest hit Number of Piercings: one on belly button Number of Tattoos: one of Sophia Loren on bottom Number of things in my Past I Regret: not always making the love to a beautiful lady each and every day When you, sexy myspace friend, speak to Papa please remember you are speaking to Royalty. So you might want to kiss the hem of his garment or bring him nice meatball sandwich. Papa live with his mama. She smell like garlic, is why toad jump on her shoulder.Mama, she call Papa Dr. Doolittle. He thinks it is because the animals they love him so. If you come visit Papa in Sorrento this is what you see in his backyard. Is Mama's cow, Immaculata. She laugh because Papa tell her dirty joke. Is brother Giuseppe's ship. He never been on a date...with woman. Is Papa's vehicle. Lotsa room inside to practice Kama Sutra! .. |
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My Interests |
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| A good meal..... ...then a big dump... ...capped off by a tasty cigarette. You Are 100% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. |
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I'd like to meet:The Goddess Anna Magnani Valerie Bertinelli The heavenly Rito Moreno Miss Gina... ...and the Candy Man! |
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Music:BarryLuther Teddy Maestros Puccini... ...and Mantovani... ...all make the sexy music for Papa to make the love to his tempestuous sirens! |
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Movies:George Raft movies are best. Whatever happened to that guy? Papa like "Superfly"."The Towering Inferno" is good. Papa like the sexy movies. Movies with Brigitte are excellent. Papa also enjoy the "Driller Killer". .. PAPA'S 4-STAR MOVIE GALLERY
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Television:American TV is best."The Island of Mr. Roarke"... "Who Loves You, Baby!"... "I'm Coming, Elizabeth!"... "Oh, Reeg"... "You Babbling Boobie!"... ...and shows with tractor pull. All are excellent. |
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Books:Papa like paperbooks with pictures of sexy ladies. |
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Heroes:Pope Gregory the Great.Papa hope bird don't go poop on shoulder. Pope Gregory XVI Pope John XXIIIPapa like his fancy hat. The Papa of Papas...Garibaldi Is PapaCitO's Papa, just before he disappear. Come to Papa, sweet Sophia! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | sorrento |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | nudist/entrepreneur |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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tingly nuts |
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| The hot wax it spread its heat over Papa's privates like the burning lava from Vesuvius fry unsuspecting Pompeii. ... Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:48:00 PST |
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papa’s wicked, wicked ways pt.1 |
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| Papa, he no mean to be away for so long from his old friends and sexy myspace honeys. The holiday season saw him in the detox center tied up in the strait-jacket due to the alcohol poisoning. Mama, s... Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:47:00 PST |
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cozy thoughts |
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| The debauched wench, she inflame the desire in little Papa like the coal brick oven inflate the cheese on the tasty pizza.... Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:06:00 PST |
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ready to burst |
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| The old Greek hag, she squeeze on Papa's blood engorged head like an anxious teenager pressing upon her angry pimple.... Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:24:00 PST |
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chips is flop |
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| The winning chips they rise at lucky Papa's side like steaming hot cow flop, piling up on a crisp autumn's day.... Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:10:00 PST |
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trick is no treat |
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| The little hobgoblin, she nibble on the tasty Butterfinger like the drunken goat who lick the gin-juice off Mama's fingers.... Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:43:00 PST |
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papa craps |
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| The dice they jiggle in Papa's hand like hot nuts ready to spurt the fountain of life. Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:05:00 PST |
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the seduction |
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| the fishy scent, charge the battery, Bada Bing! ... Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:15:00 PST |
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erotic haiku |
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| panties, a cigarette, more viagra... Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:55:00 PST |
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the blog in mime |
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| ... Posted by PapaCitO on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 06:13:00 PST |
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