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 Jonathan's Profile |
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Yer maw! |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Height: | 0' 5" |
| Zodiac: |  Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) |
| Last Login: | Oct 29, 2008 (391 days back) |
About Me |
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| I am from the sleepy Northern Irish town of Coleraine but now live in Scotland. I'm the promoter in The Doghouse, Dundee - the best small music venue in Scotland!!! (I believe such actions will help get us more girls. I hate music - always have - but only do this because it gets me a minimal amount of recognition...maybe...) Started a club night called 'disorder' which is in its infancy at the moment but hoping it lasts a while. Managed a band but they have now split up but will be working with others soon enough. I do quite a lot of things...but slowly, and to a shit standard!! To get a better perspective on me, please read the following poem about me from the specky tameo from Rush Hour Soul, Campbell McInally. He is good at putting up tents... Jonathon There’s a man I know called Jonathon He’s the apple of my eye He keeps me going every day He keeps me satisfied He’s the little to my large He’s the Homer to my Marge He’s my anal penetration He’s the leader of my nation He’s the cream inside my pie He’s the films that make me cry He’s that little in between He’s the love I’ve never seen He’s the virgo to my pisces He’s the grapefruit to my lychees He’s the cannon to my ball He’s the shopping to my mall He’s the Humpty to my Dumpty He’s the dafty to my numpty He’s the sugar in my tea He’s the elbow to my knee He’s the Anna to my Luva He’s the dustmites in my hoova’ He’s the darkness to my light He’s the sweetcorn in my shite He’s the toilet to my roll He’s the calf to my foal He’s the tears on my cheek He’s the mild to my meek He’s the pubic to my hair He’s the smile that’s always there He’s the tassles on my neeps He’s the chirpy to my cheep He’s the fire to my fly He’s the fearless to my shy He’s the chewny on my shoes He’s the rhythm to my blues He’s the smile to my frown He’s the up to my down He’s the Noah to my Whale He’s the wind behind my sail He’s the mould on my cheese He’s the melt to my freeze He’s the floor to my roof He’s the lesbo to my poof He’s the one who I can kiss In the deepest dark abyss And when our lips collide It fills me up inside (the next bit needs two people, I imagined the 1st and 3rd lines of each of the following stanzas would be said softly in the background by a second person whilst the other reads the 2nd and 4th over the top) Jonathon my star) He may work in a bar (Jonathon my bear) But you know i just don’t care (Jonathon my heart) And though we are apart (Jonathon my moon) I know we’ll be together soon (Jonathon my glove) Because you know you can’t fool love (Jonathon my dear) I hope you know I’m always here I wrote this for you Jonathon. I hope you it conveys my feelings as much as I hoped it would. Without you, dear Jonny, my heart has no soul Without you I’m nothing – a butterless roll. Campbell xXx |
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My Interests |
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| I like music...lots of it...all at once! | |
Music:In no particular order/genre: Loving Laura Marling, The Dodos, and Fleet Foxes. Luva Anna, The Law, The View, Jeff and Tim Buckley, Bjork, The Enemy, The Paddingtons, Cold War Kids, Stevie Wonder, Kanye West, Beirut, The Sunshine Underground, Oasis, 2Pac,Marvin Gaye, Common, The Cribs, KOL, Beatnic Prestige, The Carellos, Hi 5 Alive, The Apple Scruffs, Erykah Badu, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, The Holloways, Jamie T, Jay Z, John Legend, Kasabian, Kate Bush, Kiss, Larrikin Love, Little Man Tate, The Maccabees, Michael Jackson (before he was a paedo...), Nirvana, NWA, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Prince, QOTSA, Rage Against The Machine, The Roots, Sebastian Tellier, Sergio Mendes, The Specials, Selector, Gallows, Xavier Rudd, Yeah Yeah Yeahs...Luva anna "Hold Still" at Cafe drummond Aberdeen 19.05.07Add to My Profile | More VideosLuva Anna Live at the Barrowlands Add to My Profile | More Videos |
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Movies:City of God, Raging Bull, The Goonies... |
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Television:24, The Sopranos, porn... |
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Books:Crime and Punishment, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher On The Rye, War and Peace, Slaughterhouse 5, Paradise Lost |
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Heroes:The guy that battered me one Christmas Eve when I was sleeping in bed...cause thats hard as fuck!! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Religion: | Wiccan |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | High school |
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My Friends |
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Luva Anna, Vince, The Doghouse, Descartes, disorder, The Law, robs, Billy Fisher, Jen DF, kendal, Ellen F De Faux, Craig McGee, BROKEN RECORDS, dom, Brother Louis Collective, The Draymin, Rush Hour Soul, Stephen O'Neill, POPOLO, Fll l l l l ee e e e t F ff f f f o xx eeee ss, Laura Marling, euphonios, Grace Emilys, Lou Hickey, Jocasta Sleeps, Pearl and the puppets, Dave? New Songs!, Beatnic Prestige, ~Victoria~, SUNWEED SOUND SYSTEM_THE MILITANT ROOTICAL SOUND, The MeatMen, Buck Rogers, Jim Gellatly, Jeremiah Rhodes, Stewart Fullerton Photography, Original Fires, Schuman the human, M101, himynameisstacey, Jacqueline, Amity Street, Popmorphic, DaisyCakes, Come On Gang!, Manor Park Elite, Mark Gillespie & Thomas Drost Support, RTK9000andTheSkyAxeBlackBeltAcademySquad, The Standard, MEANWHILE back at the .....RANCH....., http://profile. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user. viewprofile&friendid=371560488, Mothers Ruin, Energy! (EP ON SALE/ON ITUNES/NEW SONG/NEW BLOG!), The Devil's Right Hand, THE CATS, THE JOOTS, UNICORN KID, Colour-Coded, infa red, The Fort Hotel
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