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 Dr. Evil's Profile |
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My reality check just bounced. |
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| Age: | 70 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Fairfield County, CONNECTICUT |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 12, 2008 (567 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating and Friends. | |
About Me |
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| The details of my life are quite inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcoepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum..it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it. Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts | |
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| I took an oath to devote my life to world domination, blackmail and pursuit of all things evil. | |
I'd like to meet:Fun, down to earth types who can appreciate my idiosyncrasies and perversions. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now. Warning - I smoke, drink, swear and eat red meat.more Flash Games DailyHaHaWhy settle for the lesser of two evils?My Diplomatic Skills are unmatched!Evil Playmate of the month. |
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Music:The Emancipation of Mini-me. |
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Movies:go ahead..guess. |
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Television:I don't have cable and my dish is covered in frickin bird droppings. I sit around watching Wonder Woman workout videos I rent from NetFlix. |
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Books:Just finished Zoology For Dummies (read the entire series in alphabetical order) |
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Heroes:well....me... -I always leave them speechless. img src="http://i17.tinypic.com/6as7aee.gif" border="0" |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
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My Friends |
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Smokey, Tammy♥, Annie ツ, Penny Lane, Atomic Bombshell, Jeanie Jay, Ashley Lawrence is FEMBomB, Sophia Rossi, WILD CHILD, Anita Blake, SeXi BaRbie™, Angela is Florida bound, Forbidden, Lena The Bear, »ŠhéLL¥«, BOO BOO, the siren™, Aras (pronounced Heiress), Karen, Stacey, Sassyroux, MISTY, Pam Rodriguez is in FHM Philippines. On Sale Now!, HellSpawno el demonio loco,LOCO!, LIL MISS DEE LETED, Dan, Maggie, NOOKEY, MisUnderstood, christina, BEER, Mavican, Flynn, David AV Installer, Itz me, Scotty, Mrs Wonder Woman ® ™, ...bathroy..., Ninja Pilot, •✖Weezie✖•, stalking_stella, No Drama Dawn, LORI, Anita Blake, Austin
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