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 William Gilmore Weber's Profile |
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Deuteronomy unto others...then split |
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| Age: | 45 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Cincinnati, Ohio |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 9" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 5, 2008 (86 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I auditioned for "Beauty and the Geek" and didn't make it. So...YOU tell me. Oh yeah, I do some guitar playin' also... If'n anyones interested, check out my website at: williamweber.com ...and take a look at my studio: krakdhaus.com
Get Your Own Voice Player Manage You Are a Classic Martini You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated. You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted. You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you! Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you. Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You? |
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My Interests |
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| Aluminum guitars, German cars, dank bars, girls w/ scars, living like a czar, hardee-har-har... | |
I'd like to meet:Fat Chicks in Party Hats |
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Music:Illegal downloading is killing the music industry... keep up the good work!! |
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Movies:Anything that shows the struggle for justice, equality and the plight of humans coming to terms with mortality...and lots of frontal nudity and guns! |
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Television:I got a Mitsubishi 48" widescreen HD w/cable (DVR receiver and all the fixin's), picture in picture, 5.1 surround and a remote for each couch. |
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Books:reading proof label's, trying to figure out my own handwriting on Bev Naps or the back of my hand, my pummeling credit report...and the ingredients in frozen vegetables. |
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Heroes:Robert Quine (R.I.P.), Keith Levene, Tom Verlaine, Hubert Sumlin, Derek Bailey, Sonny Sharrock, E#, Waldorf and Statler |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Cincinnati |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Git Slinger, Life Coach & dumBASS |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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*NEW* joke I made up!!! |
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| Q. - How did Mark Foley misinterpret one of Bush's campaign slogansA. - He thought it was "No child's behind left" Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST |
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so... so bad... |
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| the stereotype that super models lack intelligence could not be more prevalent as in the case of Heidi Klum... seems she went out "clubbing" and wound up with a "baby seal"! Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:16:00 PST |
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my latest bad joke... |
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| Q. Why did the ghost get kicked outta the bar?A. 'cause he was 3 sheets to the wind....Thank you, thank you..... Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:52:00 PST |
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New joke I made up |
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| Q. Whats worse than losing a minor in a cave in?
A. Losing one at the Neverland Ranch. Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:21:00 PST |
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check out the "subservient chicken" |
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| submit your request at:
http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Favorite new joke 3 |
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| made this up the other day at happy hour
Q: What was Terri Schiavo's last meal?
A: Tubesteak Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Favorite new joke #2 |
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| 2 penguins are taking a bath.
One asks the other "hey... pass the soap"
The other replies "what do I look like... a TOASTER?" Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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new favorite joke #1 |
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| Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side to laugh at Jesus on the cross! Posted by the "late" William Gilmore Weber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Stacydusa, Sex_and_Violence, MJZ, lisa, Lara Allen, Gabrielle, MURDER JUNKIES, TheTigerlilies, HUMAN ZOO, aK, johnnyrush, Shana/Eastside Venom Sleaze, Forrest, Suzanne, LIQUID DEATH/HELLO PUSSY, jimmy, Julie, lloyd, Jason Axe, The Gooch, Lou from Peru, jen, Simon, &hearts Karyn Fabulous &hearts CRB 4 Life!, My Sabbatical, Dana, Ugly Art Dolls, Big-n-Wild-Willy, Krusty, O_o! Montc! Music*, fuck myspace, Human Hatred, Blake, Monisha, Vyxsin, livewire, tbGuitars, LoudenBoomer, Lauren Dragon, R.E. Brown: the Sniveling Goat, Shadowplay, The Reverend Funk, Daughter Of A Bastard
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