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 Zulandra's Profile |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Singapore, Jakarta, KL, Bangkok, Australian Capital Territory |
| Country: |  Australia |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Nov 14, 2007 (770 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Enjoy the original stories and poetry written by Zulandra. Infusing wit and humor with analogical characters and storylines; be prepared for a visual treat through forms of erotica, violence and twisted theories and ideology.Hidden beneath the stories are doorways to everyday problems, issues and obstacles. So do not be contented by just understanding the "form" of the stories and poetry, dig deeper to reveal the "essence" of it; that only you can grasp.The "Mindfuck Series" is updated every month or whenever Zulandra feels like it.If reading this takes you into a deeper state of negativity, that's not our fucking problem. None of this is related to you; intentionally we would like to make you feel the least important in this world.Leave a comment if you hate it.
OUT NOW! SEPTEMBER SERIES August Series August Bonus Series July Series June Series xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Email: Upon request MSN: Upon request Online Portfolio: www.freewebs.com/zulandra |
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My Interests |
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| SLAM POETS: Taylor Mali Sunni Patterson Rives Jill Scott Steve Coleman Death From Below INQ GREAT SPEAKERS: Malcolm X Muhammad Ali Martin Luther King COMEDIANS: Dave Chappalle Flights Of The Conchords Dane Cook Mighty Boosh Rick Gervais Steve Carell Jim Carrey Russell Peters Kumar Steve Martin Mike Myers Stephen Lynch |
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I'd like to meet:THIS GOD OF A WRITEROh and just to let you guys know, I've studied for the knowledge of which I wish to obtain. My school is not in form but of essence. My physical school is on the streets. My knowledge is in books of which I've read, either borrowed, stolen or bought with whatever money that I've earned; serving people that have been to school and graduated with a host of degrees and yet unhappy with their lives, living on borrowed time, hanging out with friends they bought. I salute the cultural need for an education and yet I spit on the teachers that provide verbal subtitles for texts that are meant to be expressed.If you ask me for my educational background, I will show you the strain on my hands, the deep wrinkles of my face and the harden skin on my heels. Do not question my standard of knowledge or for sure I'll bury you with your certificates and graduation papers, that your parents couldn't achieve and of which you don't really need.So don't read my works and go like, "Your writings are good! Where did you study?""Well, I didn't go to school.""Oh really? You must have copied these from somewhere then?"If you end a conversation like that, I will find you and kill you and when I'm done with prison, I will fuck your entire family for life.ADD COMMENTS |
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Music:Pete TongFredde Le Grand Dirty South Bob Sinclair David Guetta Copyright Carl Cox Judge Jules Armand Van Helden Unkle, Scratch Perverts Nic Fanculli Fall Out Boy Green Day Incubus Michael Buble Norah Jones India Arie The Suns Electrico Great Spy Experiment Aldrin Effen Godwin Sheila On 7 Stevie Wonder Ray Charles Billy Holiday Weezer Slipknot Silverchair Wolfmother Jets The Vines Oasis Muse Radiohead Kasabian Jackson 5 Butterfly Effect Deftones Nirvana Stoned Temple Pilots Red Hot Chilli Pepper Elvis Presley Dir En Grey |
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Movies:What's Eating Gilbert's GrapeCoach Carter Fight Club Matrix Dogma Scarface 5th Element The Machinist Crash Farenhite 9/11 Bowling For Columbine Awakening Big Fish City Of Gods Trainspotting Hooligans Little Miss Sunshine Blood Diamond Sixth Sense Irreversible Departed Happy Feet The Land Before Time You've Got Mail When Harry Met Sally Dick Tracy Borat |
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Television:That 70's ShowThe Simpsons Family Guy Golden Girls Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Miami Ink CSI:Miami Law & Order Magnum PI (OMG!) A-Team (OMG! x2) Curiosity Show (WTF!) Rara Show Seinfeld Friends |
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Books:Ayn RandIrvine Welsh Tim Allen Chuck Palahnuik Harper Lee JD Salinger Paulo Coelho Eckhart Tolle Webster |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Asian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Mormon |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Occupation: | Mass healer. Self destructor. |
My Blog |
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SEPTEMBER SERIES - I STAND HERE TODAY (A EULOGY) |
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| Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, relatives and friends, guardians and parents of Mr Barlouda Christy. My name is George Fleetwood and we are gathered here today to mark our final respects for a g... Posted by Zulandra on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST |
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AUGUST BONUS SERIES - A LOYALIST ANTHEM |
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| Inspired by David Fisher, author of "Chicken Shit For The Soul" - The True Meaning of Love.
Hello?Do you remember me?I love you and I am here always.
My mobile message reads like my heart.
She... Posted by Zulandra on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:07:00 PST |
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AUGUST SERIES - DEATH JUNKIE |
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| The office space, all 2,174 square foot of it, is bustling with activity. There are office boys running around to fix things that the old coffee-cum-pastry lady just cannot. The printers need paper an... Posted by Zulandra on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:38:00 PST |
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JULY SERIES - JUST LIKE BUTTER |
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| The television made a rattling noise, much like a choking generator. That piece of visual junk has aged well past its prime, much like the interior of the house.Andrew, he hates it when it's... Posted by Zulandra on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:16:00 PST |
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WHO AM I? |
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| Friends call me Zul, old friends call me Cheena on any given Sunday and me? I try to avoid Sundays. Music feeds my soul. Like a drug, readily available on an Ipod. My lunch starts with a bo... Posted by Zulandra on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:25:00 PST |
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JUNE SERIES - A RAPE POEM |
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| Who are you?Leave me alone.You are weightless in the dark.I can't see through your teary eyes.No! Get your hands off me!No! God, no!Get off me!No! No! No!Help me please!Someone!Anyone!No! God no!No! N... Posted by Zulandra on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:15:00 PST |
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SAY SOMETHING FOR HUMANITY MAN! |
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| Say something for humanity you ask me.Say something for...Well, let me tell you what humanity does not want to hear.Humanity does not want to know that he's dying.No, that's not important because ... Posted by Zulandra on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:00:00 PST |
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GET THAT MAN! HE HAS A CURE FOR BOREDOM! |
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| I just woke up 15mins ago. I'm starting to notice the fact that I'll wake no earlier than after 12pm, sleep as late as 7am. The wake up routine is not something that I get excited to tell an... Posted by Zulandra on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST |
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WANNA HEAR SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL? |
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| I'm so pissed tired, I get pissed just thinking about it.A note to all:"When political minders, left wing extremists and social thinkers give up, they don't sit on their porch watching the days g... Posted by Zulandra on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST |
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A FUCKING GOOD DAY :) |
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| Straighten out, sorted out and an eccentric sense of nonchalant-ness.That's what I've came to acknowledge of my "beingness" of late. That's what I wake up to.Days have been working out just fine. A li... Posted by Zulandra on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:02:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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