About Me:
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, children of all ages. LET'S GET READY TO STUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!

Uh, what? Well you have reached the end of the internet if you're reading this. I mean c'mon, who really reads my profile? Let me start off by saying Hi. Did I mention I do an internet radio show? Scroll up above and you'll see a "widget" up there. That widget allows you to listen in, or you can go straight to the chat room. If you want to chat with me you'll have to make an account and it's absolutely FREE!! And I don't me FREE as in you need a credit card to sign up FREE...no I mean FREEEEEEEEEEE as the air you breathe!! I have interviewed Darren Carter and he was great. I'm hoping to interview more comedians, actors, athletes...you get the point. Some come show your boy some love on NowLive.com .

I am 29 years old going on 30, married, and have 3 great little children. I don't act like I'm 29, but some say I look older (THANKS FUCKTARDS {i'm just kidding about the fucktards comment} [well maybe i am...you'll never know!!]) I act younger than my age because, hey why act like you're older? It's completely useless to act older than you are. Everybody trying to be more mature...why?

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA!! Gas prices are lower, federal tax is going to be lowered, but we're still hurting in Bush's recession. Oh hey people, it doesn't take 2 months to fix the economy. QUITCHERBITCHEN!!

I want to be a comic, I like to make people laugh. I'm very good with doing impersonations. I like to karaoke. My favorite movie is Ocean's 11. I'm a SOX fan and I was so happy when they won the WORLD SERIES (take that cubs fans!) Even though they were on their way to win it in 1994 when the strike happened. I also happen to be a fan of wrestling. I don't watch a lot like I used to only because of one of two reasons. One, work and B, SOX > Wrestling nowadays. I work at meijer stocking food for people that are about 85% bitches/assholes. The other 15% are great people and it makes me happy to help them.

There are 5...yes FIVE females in my life that have shaped me and changed me. My ma (grandma), mom, sister, wife and my daughter. Without those five, I'd probably be a different person than I am now. Especially my ma and mom, I don't know what I would do without them. I don't know what I would do if I lost them. They are my life and I love them dearly.

I like to play basketball, baseball, softball, volleyball, bowling, poker, bags, horse shoes, bocci ball, badmitton (SHUTTLECOCK!!), tennis. Even though I'm a fat ass, I love to play sports. I may not be good in most, but hell I love to play.

My friends are not a long list, but the ones I befriended at work are pretty awesome friends. Hahaha, the funny part is that I'm older than them but I act just like them. Again, don't "act your age" just be who you are.

As weird as this sounds my biggest peeve is tangled phone cords. Anybody that knows me at work knows how I feel about them. I'll admit I'm a karaoke junkie but meh. I don't care what you think about what I like. Though basically the only songs I LOVE doing are from Living Colour, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Staind, but I can do other such as Stevie Wonder, Lionel Richie, Sugar Ray, Smash Mouth...I'm horrible at most and GREAT at others but hey it's not American Idol I doez it for the funz!!

I'm not gonna lie, when you meet me you'll think that I'm a prick or asshole...you might be right. I'm not though, just don't get on my bad side because you'll be there for quite some time. I'm really a nice guy, usually very quiet though. I'll open up once I get to know you or if I'm dru...er happy. I support Gay Marriage. I hate rapists and pedophiles. I have friends, but don't hang out with most of them. I don't have a best friend anymore, we went our different paths over 10 years ago. I believe in just having one best friend in your life and if that's over, then it's over. No more best friends, only great/good friends.

I have a short fuse when it comes to my temper so beware! I'm not saying that to scare you, it's really true. I have pent up anger from my past which basically stems from my father. I'm not perfect, but at times I tend to be a perfectionist. Did I mention I'm American/Mexican (yes I said American/Mexican not Mexican/Amercian because I was born in the states and not Mexico.)
I love MONSTER energy drink and I'm hoping that one day I can get them to paint my car black with the green M logo. Well that's all I can think of so for, but if you want to know more message me and ask me some questions and I'll have answers for them on here.
Oh, if you ever want to reach me you can IM me on AIM --> RhYnO413 or on Y!(yahoo) ---> Justa_Mazing@yahoo.com or on SKYPE ---> Justa.Mazing
I HATE THE FACT THAT I GET BLAMED FOR THINGS THAT I HAVE NEVER DONE!! I'LL ADMIT I'M NOT PERFECT BUT STOP BLAMING ME FOR THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED OR NEVER WILL HAPPEN!! I'M TIRED OF IT!! STOP IT!!...(tbc)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: El Comediante, Justa Mazing, Rhyno, Ricardo, Rick, Big Rick
Birthday: 4-13-1979 Aries!
Birthplace: South Chicago Hospital now known as Trinity Hospital in Chicago
Current Location: Hobart Indiana :-/
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Light Brown/Bald
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Mexican, American
The Shoes You Wore Today: None, it's only 8:50 a.m.
Your Weakness: Mi Familia
Your Fears: Losing mi familia
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiin Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make more money whether it be legal or illegal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Not another 20 hour day
Your Best Physical Feature: Mis ojos (my eyes)
Your Bedtime: Usually around 2 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being able to do what I please
Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink pop anymore, but I'd say COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK for the fries McD's for the grease
Single or Group Dates: Group which leads off to being single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't drink these nasty drinks
Do you Smoke: Only when I drink
Do you Swear: Are you fucking kidding me? I don't fucking swear, who the fuck do you think I fucking am? A fucking trucker? FUCK!
Do you Sing: Every Thursday nights at McTavern's
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Once upon a time...
Do you want to go to College: Been there, need to go back
Do you want to get Married: I already am
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: OH HELL NO!!
Are you a Health Freak: Have you seen me?
Do you get along with your Parents: Just my mother
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure do
Do you play an Instrument: I try to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: oh HELL naw
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Who do you take me for? A fat ass? Okay, I am fat but have never gone that far to eat a WHOLE BOX of Oreo's
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No sir
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes I have
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nobody wants to see my naked ass
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: *thinking* Nope, can't say that I have
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah!
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yes I have
How do you want to Die: Being tortured by Richard Simmons while listening to Yanni otherwise known as a VERY TORTUROUS DEATH
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't matter to me
Favourite Hair Color: Red Head, Blondes, Brunettes, Black Haired, Pink, Green. Don't matter to me
Short or Long Hair: Depends, I'm not really picky
Height: Less than or equal to my height
Weight: I LOVE THICK, but not TOO THICK
Best Clothing Style: Hell, I don't care really
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: One, left ear
Number of Tattoos: None, but I hope soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hmmm, I'll get back to you on this.

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